Leroy Brown 420's definitions

English Banger

1. British-style pork sausages.

2. A penis.

Once I had a girl dust my English Banger with yayo before receiving fellatio from her, allowing us to continue shagging for hours beyond the point when I would normally spluge. Cocaine + KY = best night of my life.

If only that story was true...

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

boge

A term coined by cannabis users (arguably the most prolific neologists). Derived from bogart, to unfairly smoke cannabis, i.e. to take more from the joint/blunt/bowl/vapo than your fellow members of the session are taking.

{boging, boged, bogart (NOT boger)}

If you boge that spliff one more time, I'm gonna give your mom the chili cheese burrito.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

vapourizer

{noun}

The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.

{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}

For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).

American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?

Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.

Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.

American/Briton: That's what we said!

Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009

MenFuckMeMyDick-en

A derogatory nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, one of several fast food subsidiaries of Pepsi. Known for having some of the highest trans-fat levels of all foods, thereby afflicting hundreds of thousands of people with obesity and heart disease.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.

I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

toxic

{adj.}

1. describes a substance capable of causing harm or death, biochemically, to an organism or the environment

2. imparting a bad influence on something; potentially fatal

2. in the near future, as a result of this UD definition, the new it word for cool.

1. Hydrochloric acid is a toxic chemical.

2. Religious fundamentalism is toxic to the human race.

3. Dude, that's a sick fuckin' shirt - it's so sick it's toxic!

by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009

DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.

Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009