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gunner

1. A term which describes a marijuana cigarette that is significantly larger than one would normally smoke; specific to the use of white, clear, or other cigarette rolling papers, so as to distinguish from a blunt. Origin: unknown.

2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
1. Stoner One: Dude, I just killed this stock-broker looking dude on the sidewalk by stabbing him in the neck! It sliced his artery and blood sprayed everywhere, drenching myself and passers-by. So I ran off to go clean up at place where no one would notice - DickDonald's. It was pretty sweet, 'cause I was hungry so I grabbed a couple Big Mac's after blocking the bathroom door and deflecting the water in the sink so it sprayed everywhere, allowing me to have a make-shift shower. Anyway, that's not what I'm excited about. I took his wallet, and there's $900 bucks in it! Let's go grab an ounce and smoke gunners all night! Then we can get some hookers!

Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!

Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.

2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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poppycock

1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.

2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.

*source needed
1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!

2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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toxic

{adj.}

1. describes a substance capable of causing harm or death, biochemically, to an organism or the environment

2. imparting a bad influence on something; potentially fatal

2. in the near future, as a result of this UD definition, the new it word for cool.
1. Hydrochloric acid is a toxic chemical.

2. Religious fundamentalism is toxic to the human race.

3. Dude, that's a sick fuckin' shirt - it's so sick it's toxic!
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
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MenFuckMeMyDick-en

A derogatory nickname for Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC, one of several fast food subsidiaries of Pepsi. Known for having some of the highest trans-fat levels of all foods, thereby afflicting hundreds of thousands of people with obesity and heart disease.
Also known as GayMen'sPee.
I hate that place - the last time I ate at MenFuckMeMyDick-en I got salmonella poisoning and shat my pants as a result of the over-lubrication of my colon by massive amounts of saturated fat. GayMen'sPee sucks balls.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.
Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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Obama llama

The alpha male of the llama pack.

OBAMA!! CHANGE!!
The Obama llama fought the other male llamas successfully to win copulatory rights of the females.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 27, 2009
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vapourizer

{noun}

The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.

{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}

For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?

Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.

Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.

American/Briton: That's what we said!

Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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