Leroy Brown 420's definitions
1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.
2. Ann Coulter.
2. Ann Coulter.
I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
Get the Queen of the Harpiesmug. To inhale again what one has just exhaled.
Usually used when referring to the smoke of marijuana. Not recommended when using the dryer-sheet-over-the-end-of-a-paper-towel-roll thingy, a.k.a spoof (as said in Oshawa) or silencer (as said in Oakville).
Usually used when referring to the smoke of marijuana. Not recommended when using the dryer-sheet-over-the-end-of-a-paper-towel-roll thingy, a.k.a spoof (as said in Oshawa) or silencer (as said in Oakville).
by Leroy Brown 420 May 18, 2009
Get the rehalemug. Acronym for "too hot for facebook".
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
facebook photo comment: I think I can see your nipple in this one!! thffb!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
by Leroy Brown 420 May 26, 2009
Get the thffbmug. 1. (In the US) 0.473 liters (16 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draft beer.
2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.
3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
2. (In the UK) 0.568 litres (20 fluid ounces) of a liquid, typically draught beer.
3. (Metric - everywhere else in the world other than UK/US) Exactly half a litre (or 500mL, 2 cups, 18 fluid ounces, etc.) of any liquid, most notably beer.
Man (walks into a bar in Toronto): I'll have a pint of Guiness.
Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.
Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?
Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.
Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?
Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.
Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com
Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!
Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.
Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.
Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
Bartender: One pint of Guiness, coming up.
Man: So a pint is 375 mL, right?
Bartender: No sir, its 500mL.
Man: Well I'll be damned. But it's 12 ounces right?
Bartender: No sir, its 18 fluid ounces.
Man: Damn, I'll have to stop getting my facts from urbandictionary.com
Bartender: Well actually, I'm a psychic, and I'm having a vision of some valiant soul deciding to post a proper definition of the word "pint" as it refers to drinking. So don't worry, keep on urbandicking!
Man: Urbandicking? I'll have to look that one up.
Bartender: Well if its not self-explanatory then you're an idiot.
Man: Just give me the goddamn pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
Get the pintmug. 1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.
2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.
1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.
2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009
Get the pressure washermug. {verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)
I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
Get the listerbatemug. {noun}
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
The Canadian spelling of the word. That's right - Canadian. There are only 3 distinct forms of proper English in the world - U.S. English, U.K. English, and Canadian English. Eat your heart out, Australia.
{vapourize, vapourizing, vapourization}
For the actual definition, look up the American spelling (see below).
American: Can we get high using your vaporizer?
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
Briton: Yeah, can we? I've always wanted to try a vapouriser.
Canadian Asshole: It's vapourizer, fools.
American/Briton: That's what we said!
Canadian Asshole: You can use it when you can spell it.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the vapourizermug.