Painting the walls

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.
by Kirk September 06, 2005
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dresden

On the night of February 13, 1945, planes of the RAF and US Army Air Force dropped several thousand tons of high explosive and incendiary bombs, the forerunner of napalm, onto the civilian refugee campsite, Allied POW hospital city, and peaceful artistic mecca of Dresden in southeastern Germany. The ensuing firestorm killed perhaps as many as 150,000 civilians, quite possibly more than the number of Japanese who died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. This bombing created far less controversy than the nuking of Japan, however, since more "conventional" weapons were used.
Dresden's destruction was no less than a war crime. This act will forever blot the history of America and Britain.
by Kirk October 14, 2004
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C#

n. Beginers language designed to look new without being different. Think BASIC with curly braces.

n. psudo language thats syntax is simular to actual programming languages.

n. Lanugage designed by Microsoft as an answer to Java. Primary problem was that Microsoft forgot the question. Used to avoid paying licensing fees to a competitor, Sun.
My 3GHz dual Xeon can run C# "Hello, World!" in under 4 minutes!!!
by kirk December 19, 2003
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upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.
heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.
by kirk May 31, 2005
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Health

Sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. Generaly un healthy.
In High school she was hot now Lisa is just health.
by Kirk August 30, 2004
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jolly on

1. Used as a substitute for Rock On.

2. Used to say you are about to leave.
Ned: Yeah Dude, Jolly On!

Ted: This party sucks, I'm about to Jolly On
by Kirk August 05, 2004
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uber spiffy

Something extraordinarily spiffy, broken down into uber and spiffy.
That is an uber spiffy car.
by Kirk April 13, 2005
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