Kirk's definitions

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

kirkulese

A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American.

Kirkulese is chinese.

by Kirk December 11, 2003

Health

Sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. Generaly un healthy.

In High school she was hot now Lisa is just health.

by Kirk August 30, 2004

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005

porn

the reason you need a new hard drive.

dude, how do you find all that porn.

by kirk February 22, 2005

kirk

alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.

I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles

by kirk January 26, 2004

trillion

Sorry, the above definition is a little off. Actually, make that 999 billion off. A trillion is ten to the TWELFTH power (1,000,000,000,000). Ten to the ninth power is one billion.

Please make that note.

by Kirk November 9, 2004