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seprudity

The feeling of appreciating a coworker's dedication without fully understanding his or her job function.

Can be used as an adjective, or as a closing, such as "with seprudity".
Example one: Bill in Accounting is a pretty nice guy, but I can't help feeling seprudity toward him.

Example two: "... and your jokes about funny hats always made us laugh. We'll miss seeing you around the watercooler.

With seprudity,
Your coworkers."
by Kevin August 14, 2008
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lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.
Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!
by Kevin January 13, 2009
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a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.
Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.
by Kevin February 18, 2009
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Homies

Friends, dudes, guys, buddies, pals, amigos, bros, chill partners.
When it was time to go I kissed the homies as is custom.
by Kevin December 11, 2019
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roment

Noun - Not a real full romance, just a romantic moment.

Came to Kage in a Dream 12/18/19
Every year the professor goes through a few different boys on this side of room. Some of them like ketchup, some of them like mustard, but he seems likes hes interested and makes you fall in love at first sight. Then he ghosts a week later. You're ready for a full romance but its just a roment, or a I guess thats what you can call what happened to me.
by Kevin December 18, 2019
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spot blow

To ruin someones plan, and get them into trouble.

spot blower
"Don't spot blow, i dont want our boss to know that we eat the food out of the kitchen."
by Kevin July 6, 2004
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gixxer

fastest 4-stroke sportbike available under $15,000
buy a used one for your first bike cause you probably will crash it
If Gixxers suck then why did Bimota (A $35,000 UBER FAST Sportbike) use their motors?

R1s are nice but Suzukis are faster
by Kevin July 6, 2004
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