Kevin's definitions

ootin

its what you call fat hairy guy

my dad vince, is an ootin

by kevin August 8, 2004

baroni

a teacher lacking intelligence and street smarts usually teaches computer graphics

that teachers a fuckin baroni

by kevin December 9, 2003

fadastic

It is a combination of the word "fad" and "fantastic." Used in the sarcastic tense when some new fad pops up.

Do you wear eyeliner?

Sure

Are you a straight male?

Yes

How fadastic.

by kevin December 6, 2004

drown sound

When someone else in the residence is making annoying noise but you can't, or would rather not, confront them because they wouldn't listen, or would retaliate by criticizing you. So, you make noise (such as playing music) so you don't have to listen to them.

My Sister was belly dancing upstairs, so I plugged my headphones and played some music on the computer for drown sound.

by Kevin September 16, 2008

ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.

"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."

by Kevin May 1, 2006

ATTACKASA

To attack violently or threaten idioticly.

"Hey dude, can i have some of your fries?"
"uh..no"
"dude, come on just a few"
"NO!"
"screw you man!"
"wha!? ATTACKASA!"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

Chub-a-lub-a

Kind of like an Ump-a-lump-a.

That Chub-a-lub-a has Yak butt.

by Kevin August 5, 2004