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blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
by Kevin April 2, 2005
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IHOP

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?
by Kevin January 29, 2003
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Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
by Kevin November 5, 2003
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piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that
Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!
by Kevin February 4, 2004
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Hot Topic

A good, although pricey store (but still a bargain bin compared to Abercrombie & Fitch and with better made clothing) that has been given a bad reputation ever since that poser Avril Lavigne (shudders) became popular.
by Kevin September 3, 2003
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Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).
I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!
by Kevin December 12, 2004
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vir3x

The sexiest kid ever. Sexier than Huan.
Damn vir3x is so fucking sexy! I want to fuck him right now.
by Kevin November 4, 2003
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