jacks

A set sagging breasts.

Meg had some huge jacks.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Cutie-pie

A very attractive female that exhibits great beauty and sexiness while maintaining cute lovable charm

Ashley is a cutie-pie!

by Kevin April 23, 2004

humpalump

to fuck a fat person in a time of desperation...

Felicia humpalumped Ross in the shed.

by Kevin January 31, 2005

Jolly Rancher

The Act of inserting a jolly rancher(s) into a females vagina during "playtime." After a while, the jolly rancher(s) will melt and ooze out of her vagina, the male/female then licks the reminence of the jolly rancher.

Jolly ranchers taste better when u give a girl a jolly rancher.

by Kevin May 01, 2006

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005