Kevin's definitions

milkman

when a man gets head and busts in a girls face and then tickles her so it comes out her nose

kevin gave her the milk man

by kevin January 21, 2005

Rockville

n. - Best city on earth... Bethesda and Potomac think theys the shit, but Rockville really owns moco. The snipers knew it, street racers know it, and now you know it.

dude 1: Yo Rockville owns moco
dude 2: lets go get some mochas at starbucks
dude 1: and i'm going to Friday's to pick up girls who goto MC.


chick 1: Lets goto Bethesda and shop!
chick 2: No lets just stay in Rockville, I dont have enough money.
chick 1: Well as long as we dont goto PG county, its all good.

by kevin December 5, 2003

blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.

Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"

by Kevin April 2, 2005

IHOP

See International House of Pancakes.

I've starving. Wanna bounce to IHOP?

by Kevin January 29, 2003

Sinchie, Sinchee

Simple, not complicated.

This algebra problem is sinchie.
Your homework is so sinchie.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

life with bonnie

The worst show on TV in the last 20 years. It was unfunny and absolute garbage TV.

I am glad Life with Bonnie was cancelled.

by Kevin July 25, 2004