Kevin's definitions

umplah

A man who likes other men

queer, fag, gay

by Kevin December 3, 2003

skinny puppy

1. a band

2. what happens when you run out of Alpo.

Louie Anderson was so hungry he ate my skinny puppy.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

hat

To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.

Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)

by Kevin July 27, 2008

hit

A hitman; a contract killer.
One who is paid large amounts of money to kill a certain individual.

Kevin hated Colin, so he paid $500 for a hit to kill him.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

baboy

a pig or someone who loooks like a pig or eats a lot

kevin your such a baboy.........

by kevin March 21, 2004

get a job

A term used in place of get a life. "Get a job" is a phrase similar to leave me alone or go away.

Guy: Hey, how are ya?
Girl: Get a job!
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by Kevin January 31, 2005

bo bo

a blowjob, blrrjab, oral sex

dat bitch gave me BO BO in the hood yesterday!

by kevin September 28, 2003