shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 15, 2004

GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Tipsy

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....

Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!

by Kevin May 05, 2004

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 06, 2003

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008