Kevin's definitions

ambulance chaser

typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.

"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Banfu

b*tch ass n*gga f*ck u

instead of saying the whole thing just say banfu

by Kevin May 1, 2006

skeet

disappointing, unfair

Man, band practice was hella skeet today.

Man, life is skeet.

by kevin May 1, 2006

canadian army

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse

- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?

by kevin May 1, 2006

xanga

an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.

heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!

by kevin May 1, 2006

Letwin

An economic imbecility, usually surfacing around UK election time.

The Tory party's budget policy is a total Letwin

by Kevin May 1, 2006

Shaq Shoes

26 inch rims

Jesse rolled out his new Escalade with new Jesse James Signature Shaq Shoes

by Kevin May 1, 2006