Kevin's definitions

life with bonnie

The worst show on TV in the last 20 years. It was unfunny and absolute garbage TV.

I am glad Life with Bonnie was cancelled.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

Shock

Cool, PIMP, Kevin Resendes

Kevin is SHOCK, man.

by Kevin October 25, 2003

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

thubada

n. fecal matter.
also used in the context of the slang term of shit.

That was way too much food! I'm gonna thubada like a madman tonight.

Oh, THUBADA! What the hell is this?!

Yeah, Joseph is a big pile of thubada.

by Kevin February 5, 2004

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

cloth

used toilet paper after wiping a dirty anus, quite gross.

flushed my cloth but it clogged.

by kevin February 9, 2005