Kevin's definitions

o.e

One eye open, the other half shut. Used online as to show surprise or to convay you think something is strange. Similar in meaning to o.O.

Person one: Don't bring any grenades to work
Person two: o.e

by Kevin June 26, 2008

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004

dudeity

(noun) Male nudity.

I clicked on the link hoping to see some hot chicks. Instead, all I saw was a bunch of dudeity.

by Kevin February 10, 2005

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003

werd

what kevo uses all the time to agree with something another person says.

person: dude, that's dope!
kevo: werd

by kevin May 11, 2004

plano

Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.

That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.

by Kevin April 17, 2005