Kevin's definitions

dead zone

in surfing: the area between two swells where the waves arent breaking.

"hmmm, the waves are breaking further out and closer in, i must be in the dead zone."

by kevin September 10, 2003

awesomecraft

A better name for the awesome PC game Starcraft. Thus the name "Awesomecraft"

"Man, I wish I was home playing Awesomecraft"

by Kevin November 13, 2004

Shit Fire in a Monkey Hole

Term used when a person becomes frustrated.

Hey John, your car just got toed man! John says," Shit fire in a monkey hole!"

by Kevin January 29, 2004

Poop chute

The bung

Man you smell like my poop chute.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

masturbator

The true spelling of one that masturbates.

It's not "masterbater" or "masturbater," it's masturbator. Try spellcheck, pinheads.

by Kevin February 27, 2005

Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 14, 2004

druth

Thirst due to excessive alcoholic drinking

Scottish slang

I have a wee bit of a druth as a result of last night's beer tasting event.

by Kevin April 16, 2004