Kevin's definitions

shitty diaper

1. It is a person's underwear after they don't change them after multiple hershey squirts.

2. A person's soiled underwear or pants that have been left in the restroom after a accident. Well, most of the time at it is left at a secluded place left for you to find.

3. A baby's diaper after it has been soiled.

Harvey ate four chili dogs and later found a shitty diaper when he got home.

Dickie had a accident at the beach and left his shitty diaper for the beach patrol to find later.

Lydia won't get off her fat lazy ass to change that baby's shitty diaper.

by Kevin July 31, 2004

Feth

Feth can mean either fuck or shit depending on the sentence.

Bobby just fethed Susan.
Bobby just steped in some feth.

by Kevin February 28, 2004

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.

"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"

by Kevin June 19, 2006

Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

by Kevin December 7, 2004

professional

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

genocide

"Race murder"

What Hitler did to the Jews was an act of genocide.
Any attemtp to totaly kill off all members of a specific race or culture or nationality or ethnic background.

by Kevin August 18, 2003