Kevin's definitions

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

get down with the get down

this would describe a young woman that enjoys taking many dicks at once

kim raines...i know her! she gets down with the get down

by kevin August 27, 2004

Letwin

An economic imbecility, usually surfacing around UK election time.

The Tory party's budget policy is a total Letwin

by Kevin May 1, 2006

xanga

an online web journal where people post to talk to themselves or to show others their problems. usually includes "i'm bored" or "i finally updated" in most entries. if people don't post a picture of themselves on their xanga, it tells you that they're either really ugly or they're ashamed of how they look.

heY GuYz chEk ouT MaH XanGA!

by kevin May 1, 2006

celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003