Kevin's definitions

teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.

12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

plano

Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.

That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.

by Kevin April 17, 2005

celester

term for one who touches small children and no one likes (goes to BFHS)

dude 1:what can possibly rape a man?
dude 2:celester the molester

by kevin April 19, 2005

fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.

OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!

by kevin April 21, 2005

Creeker

A being superior to others financially, socially, and intellectually. Attends Cherry Creek High School, and makes six figures look like pocket change.

Man I wish I was a creeker, then I could be better than everyone.

by Kevin April 26, 2005

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

man clam

a homosexual males anus.

John went clubbing in search of some man clam.

by kevin December 3, 2006