Kevin's definitions

werd

what kevo uses all the time to agree with something another person says.

person: dude, that's dope!
kevo: werd

by kevin May 11, 2004

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008

soccer mom

A middle-aged, middle-upper class woman who generally drives an SUV, a minivan or a station wagon (the latter of which is rarely seen in this era), and lives in a suburban area such as Parsippany, New Jersey, my hometown. They believe that their children are the most important things in the world, and refuse to let them listen to any music other than Top 40 radio, play any violent video games, or let them watch TV without them nearby, as any of these could supposedly corrupt their fragile minds. They are generally members of the local PTA, and have their kids participate in as many after-school programs as possible, so they could have themselves some "me" time. They usually put soccer ball stickers on their bumpers, tailgates, or gas caps, and are especially notorious for popularizing the infamous "honor student" bumper stickers. Soccer moms are usually homemakers, especially if they have young children, and live of the income generated by their well-paid husbands.

My next-door neighbor Liz Gonzales is a soccer mom.

by Kevin January 9, 2005

bubcus

Rubbish, dumb, not right, untrue, a lie. Need I say more?

Person 1: Command and Conquer Generals had the best intro ever!
Person 2: That's bubcus! Oh, sorry, *quieter* That's bubcus.
Person 1: ?
Person 2: The baby's sleeping.

by Kevin September 3, 2006

Toyota

Overrated Japanese car company that cons ignorant americans into thinking their cars are made in the USA just because they "assemble" a couple of them here. Build assembly plants in the southern states to avoid paying their workers a decent wage & to avoid the UAW.Bland boring cars & trucks that cant survive longer than 5 years in the north due to cronic rust out.

Pick one they all suck.

by Kevin April 10, 2006

ootin

its what you call fat hairy guy

my dad vince, is an ootin

by kevin August 8, 2004

baroni

a teacher lacking intelligence and street smarts usually teaches computer graphics

that teachers a fuckin baroni

by kevin December 9, 2003