Kevin's definitions

day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.

"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"

by Kevin June 19, 2006

cutie pants

Pertaining to a female with amazing features, usually of face and body, that warrant mentioning to one's friends. Synonyms: bangin', gorgeous.

Now that girl...she is a cutie pants.

by Kevin October 5, 2004

anyway

the correct way to spell/say this word. often used as anyways through misbelief.

I don't like you anyway.

by Kevin February 7, 2004

salty

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done

When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.

by Kevin April 4, 2004

pebbled

the slightly-disappointing feeling of smoking way to much weed, and therefore rendering yourself totally sober.

Ollie: (with eyes half-way closed) Man, im so stoned...you good?

Rylie: naw man, fucking pebbled.

by kevin August 26, 2003

a perfect change

Three quarters, two dimes, two nickels, and five pennies. Something people carry when they want to get rid of their change.

"Perfect change" is what you give a casier so you don't get change back. "A perfect change" is the combination of coins you might carry so you can give perfect change.

Cashier: The total comes to $6.68
Customer: *gives her a five, a one, two quarters, a dime, a nickel, and three pennies.
Cashier: Your change comes to...um...nothing.

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Man, I've got a lot of coins. I should probably make a perfect change.

by Kevin February 18, 2009

The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.

gave her the pile driver yesterday

by kevin February 9, 2005