Kevin's definitions

ribs

slang term for condoms

im gunna have sex tonight, better go buy some ribs

by Kevin July 26, 2004

hog

overloading the bottom lip with a big dip

Damn I'm craving some nicotine, I need to throw in a fat hog.

by kevin February 27, 2003

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 15, 2004

chotch

The word chotch may be used to describe someone who has a cheesy or chotchy mustashe.

That guy is such a chotch with that shitty mustashe.

by Kevin November 18, 2004

Poop chute

The bung

Man you smell like my poop chute.

by Kevin April 14, 2003