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Conjunction Vitus

1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
Conjunction Vitus by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Conjunction Junction

The #1 popular song in Schoolhouse Rock, where the main character is a conductor with a chef's hat that looks more like a pee pee. He teaches viewers about conjunctions (or cuntfucktions?) and humps train cars for a living.
Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses...

spanish conjunction 

it is when a people (s) is in a public area and completely surrounded by people of spanish decent, only speaking spanish.
dude,
what,
last night i was at a club and there were like thousandes of spanish people it felt like i was in a spanish conjunction
spanish conjunction by steviejew October 4, 2010

bespite of (conjunction) 

bespite of conj (blend of "because of" and "in spite of" ] - a condensed form of the expression "because of, or perhaps in spite of."
This work, when done and published, will be met with keen interest by scholars and general public alike, bespite of its controversial nature.


Bespite of the intensity of the debate, there has been considerable advancement in our understanding of this global trend.

Bespite of the expectation of Truman's impending loss, Democrats turned out, and by means of an "underdog effect" assured Truman's victory.

Debauched Conjunction 

If you can shit it out it doesn’t count
I don’t know what you’re on about. It was a debauched conjunction

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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