When a group of gossipy old ladies gather around and talk about everything they know, from whose son is gay to who had their babyfive months before they got married.
Mrs. Wilson and Ms. Pinkett always hold hen parties on Sundays, right after moring service.
When a random group of girls decides to get together. Not letting boys ruin their gongshow, and just basically girls being girls. You're with your fellow ladies, and don't have to worry about looking too hot or anything, boys are not present, and you basically just have the time of your life with your lady friends.
Finally just a Hen party, this way I won't go and get knocked up.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!