Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Muhammedasur 

Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.

Muhammedasur, you are not welcome here. Go back to where you came from.

Muhammedasur by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 7, 2021

Naradasur 

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur

Naradasur by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

fartonomics 

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

fartonomics by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Buttwardhan 

This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.

Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places

Buttwardhan by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Burpingham palace

Just like the hiccup girl, this is anyone who keeps burping non-stop & simply cannot seem to be able to stop it. She is so embarrassed, she prefers to stay home all the time, in her Burpingham palace.

Ana is the queen of Burpingham palace

Burpingham palace by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Misturd 

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

Misturd by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

Sobek by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021