Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

Cuntcash

Income generated by sex work

Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntiligo

Cunt + Vitiligo

Vitiligo of the cunt

Cuntisha developed autoimmune Cuntiligo

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020