Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Gujarati

A language script that urbandictionary.com is capable of handling, but is not available in the dropdown menu when trying to add gujarati words to the database

આ gujarati લિપિ માં લખવા તો દે છે, તો ગુજરાતી ભાષા ના શબ્દો કેમ ના ઉમેરી શકાય?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021

turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021

Jeff Bozos

Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo

Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 27, 2020

Cuntfight

Similar to cock / rooster fight except that cunts are involved

Cuntosaurus Rex & Cuntociraptor are busy in a cuntfight. Cuntisha is the judge.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntcash

Income generated by sex work

Billy's bitch makes a lot of cuntcash

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021