rump rampage

serial ass fucker

Mike Adriano has been on a rump rampage since the beginning of time

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021

Cuntlight

a glow in the dark dildo

Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Tardliban

Retards who will soon push Afghanistan into dark ages.

Tardlibans have wrestled their way to power. They were not demoralized for 2 decades & kept fighting for a cause they so strongly believed in, which is to terrorize the shit out of their own people & push Afghanistan back into the dark ages.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021

China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

FuckDonald

A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.

Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020