Josh's definitions

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

pop music

pop music is simply short for 'popular' music everything on mtv and on the radio is pop

'oooooh listen its the latest from avril!!!!'

by josh April 14, 2004

Wings

Short for Buffalo Wings.

Lets go get some wings at BDubs.

by Josh December 10, 2003

Nucleo

Very intelligent, and mature

Wow, you're acting like a nucleo, i'm impressed.

by Josh December 10, 2003