morning

Irish for hangover

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 25, 2007

2 yanks

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.

"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"

by Jon Reed March 06, 2007

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 20, 2006

cincinnati strikeout

When somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls

The Indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout

by Jon Reed June 09, 2007