Definitions by Jon Reed

dibs 

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

dibs by Jon Reed November 21, 2006

shit sandwich 

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

shit sandwich by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

in the mail 

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.

Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail

in the mail by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

morning 

Irish for hangover

"Aye, Murphy, 'ts gonna be a bad morning"

morning by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

pre fucked 

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

pre fucked by Jon Reed July 2, 2006