Jon's definitions

lshismp

Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants

That was so funny ilshismp.

by Jon February 8, 2004

hetro

Same as Hetero Correct spelling.
A heterosexual person.

No anal for me i am hetro.

by jon February 8, 2004

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book

a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!

by jon February 11, 2004

porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn

j00 = p0rn whore

by jon October 28, 2002

JYAN

It is an alternative for the name, Jon

Yes, Jyan.

by Jon January 26, 2003

Jerz

A common name for a dog, cat, or any other pet alike.

Jeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

by Jon January 26, 2003

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003