Jon's definitions

hajida

a drug, in the shape of a cube, that u put in your ear.

"daWG, u got some hajida, i need a fix"

by jon February 1, 2004

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

swissed

to be intoxicated

damn, i got hella swissed last night at the party.

by jon February 1, 2004

Paraduck

A teenage boy who does nothing but powerlevel in a MMORPG, post news articles about the MMORPG, and whose idea of roleplaying ends at pretending people like him.

Paraduck is a waste of carbon.

by Jon February 4, 2004

Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 5, 2004

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.

I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.

by Jon February 7, 2004

The Lord of the Rings

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

by Jon February 7, 2004