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hetro

Same as Hetero Correct spelling.
A heterosexual person.
No anal for me i am hetro.
by jon February 8, 2004
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t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.
I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've
by Jon November 4, 2003
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Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone
"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."
by Jon March 2, 2004
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Clark

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.
Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.
by Jon September 15, 2003
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Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.
Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!
by Jon January 19, 2005
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porn whore

one who will do anything for porn

one who is addicted to porn
by jon October 28, 2002
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alkarim jivani

Alkarim Jivani is the television editor for the London arts and entertainment magazine Time Out.

Born in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and educated in Tanzania, Kenya, and the United Kingdom, he graduated from the University of Sussex with a degree in philosophy and literature.

In 1997, he published It's not unusual: A History of Lesbian and Gay Britain in the Twentieth Century which dealt with gay and lesbian fashion and slang.

He is an 'out' gay man and is regularly featured on BBC's Newsnight Review. His being comfortable with his own gayness helped a friend of mine come to terms with his own, so Alkarim will always be cool to him.
Who is that swarthy fella with the beads and the bangles? Why, it's none other than Alkarim Jivani. Do you think he would mind if I asked him who had cut his hair? No, not Alkarim, he's a smashing bloke. He won't mind at all.
by Jon October 9, 2004
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