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chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish
Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew
by john smith March 23, 2005
mugGet the chcracknigspicdianewmug.

boban

A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...

Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!
Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!

Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!
by John Smith March 31, 2004
mugGet the bobanmug.

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher
by john smith October 21, 2003
mugGet the hannifordmug.

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.
The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.
A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie
by John Smith May 14, 2003
mugGet the towniemug.

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!
by John Smith March 4, 2004
mugGet the steamedmug.

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''
Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'
by John Smith March 1, 2005
mugGet the young lovemug.

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