Jimmy D's definitions

emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

NOJ

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.

That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

bombakhan

Inspired by the rasta whitey cop in Leon, who says 'watch your bombakhan mouth', so it can either be used as a substitute for fucking or as a postive swear word.

Shut your bombakhan mouth = shut your fucking mouth.
That was bombakhan man = that was ace man.

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

mutley

Someone who moans a lot when drunk

Stop being such a fucking mutley

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

homosesual

An even gayer and more insulting way of calling someone gay.

You homosesual

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

ghosting

The act of fucking someone from behind, getting a mate to take over without the person noticing, then running outside and waving at them to scare the fuck outta them.

I ghosted sarah last night

by Jimmy D May 18, 2003

yuppie

Noun: A person who believes that they deserve their high pay much more than anyone else who works just as hard as they do. They have a lot of shiny objects and generally look down upon those who do not have shiny objects, or those with less shiny objects.

Yuppies will move into an area that was once affordable in the city, but they got wind that it was “hip” to live in Wicker Park, or SoHo, or the Teapot District, so they gentrify it.

Gentrify means to make unaffordable for anyone but yuppies.

I have to live in a high crime area and drive a 1983 Celebrity, cuz the yuppies moved into all the good cheap places.

$1000 a month for one room in a hellhole, and the yuppies make fun of my car.

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003