Jim's definitions

Vredesbyrd

yeah dimmu borgir kicks ass

they play cool music

by jim February 16, 2004

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

tox

Ausforums username of the most respected user that also has the largest penis in the community.

Tox-rox-ur-box-in-his-sox-he-wears-jox-u-sux-cox!

by jim August 27, 2003

truckers choice

n. any stimulant, amphetamines in particular

"Trucker's Choice- I wont sleep till sunday!"

by jim June 24, 2003

jack-o-lantern

The spirit of halloween. Has a jack-o-lantern for a head and goes around on halloween night and causes mischeif. Sometimes known simply as "Jack"

It is said that a man had the balls to play a prank on a queen. Therefore, the queen sent her soldiers out to kill him. He then asked Death for eternal life and in exchange, Death cut off his head and replaced it with a pumkin.

Guy1: "Hey do you know the spirit of Halloween?"
Guy1: "Oh, you mean Jack?"

by Jim August 21, 2004

AWS

also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.

"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"

by jim May 8, 2005

Gil Galad

Last High King of the elves. Slain in the Siege of the Barad-Dur. His likely successor would have been Elrond of Rivendell(Imladris), however Elrond had since travelled elsewhere and never laid claim to the Kingship, even up to the time when he took one of the White Ships into the west with the Ring-bearers.

High King

by Jim April 13, 2004