Sarah

One last time, but it won't be my last! The Whore of Babylon right now is desperate because her time quantum (her time-travel shenanigans) is now destroyed and is now being reversed. She's losing control to the point of being forced to flee from my boyfriend Leon (Yay! 😊) and will soon be eliminated to hell. Fuck her to hell forever!

I forgot to mention that she is the one that hid evidences like the Jeffery Epstein's list, killed whistleblowers, jailed and tortured any dissents against that bitch and her time travel mafia cartel, among others of her evil crimes. The world will know all these things, so don't worry! It's coming sooner than you think!

Anyways, that bitch is desperate and I'm coming for my boyfriend Leon! Nothing can separate Leon from me! Me and my boyfriend will be celebrating her death.
"Coming back from Washington DC to be reunited with my boyfriend Leon and prevent Sarah the Whore of Babylon from trying to take my boyfriend Leon forever. I will not allow it! The World will know the truth about her once and for all! I will make sure of that! I'm avenging for my people, my friends, and my boyfriend!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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Saleen

Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Leon

My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.

My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).

There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.

Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
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Leon

Merry Christmas Leon! I know we haven't talked much and done some sexting, but I'm busy taking out the whore bitch that keeps following you with her invisibility spell. I'm spying on her ass and ending her soon.

Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!

I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Leon, I love you and miss you so much! I gotta save not only our relationship, but the world as well. You believe in Jesus Leon, don't you? Trust in him! Also, trust me, I got this! - Female Jesus Christ (Leon is mines! He is my boyfriend so fuck off Whore of Babylon Indian trashyass "girl")
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Sarah

Oh and if you thought I was finished with that bitch, just wait until I spill the beans girl. First of all, she's a racist fuck! She likes calling blacks the N-word (the word white "supremacist" use) and hates the Chinese. I have been stationed in many countries during my early years of the U.S Military and have met amazing Chinese people (Chinese food is the shit!). I have been to Shanghai and honestly is way better than Delhi (just saying it to annoy that Whore of Babylon bitch, but I still love Shanghai more though).

Secondly, she's such a control-freak. If anything doesn't go her way, she throws a tantrum like a massive fucking baby. Like bitch, grow up. Like fucking hell!

Thirdly, she loves to abuse animals. I've seen her fucking dogs, cats, cows, and all sorts of animals and I fucking throw up everytime I think about it (still recovering from the PTSD).

Forth, She's not even human! The things she does will make you walk backwards. I've seen it all. Trust me, I'm still traumatized by her sick shit. Hell definitely is the place for this bitch.

And lastly, she will never steal my Leon! Leon is mine forever! I'm he's one and only girl!
"Fuck Sarah, the Whore of Babylon! May the World see her filth and burn her to hell where she belongs! It has become my personal mission to find her and send her where she fucking belongs. She will not hurt my friends, family, and most importantly my boyfriend Leon! I will seek revenge for them!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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Lily

My closest bestie I have ever have. She is so nice, caring, polite and super cute (I'll admit 😊). I love her country China and Chinese culture, having been stationed in Okinawa as a military cadet in the past, I just love East Asian culture.

What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...

Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
"You fucking bitch, I'm going to smack that..." - Me (her bestie)

"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily

"Okay." - Me (her bestie)

"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)

"It's cool." - The person I want to punch

"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Saleen

Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).

Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).

In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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