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My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
Get the Leon mug.Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
Get the Saleen mug.My closest bestie I have ever have. She is so nice, caring, polite and super cute (I'll admit 😊). I love her country China and Chinese culture, having been stationed in Okinawa as a military cadet in the past, I just love East Asian culture.
What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...
Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...
Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
"You fucking bitch, I'm going to smack that..." - Me (her bestie)
"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily
"Okay." - Me (her bestie)
"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)
"It's cool." - The person I want to punch
"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily
"Okay." - Me (her bestie)
"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)
"It's cool." - The person I want to punch
"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
Get the Lily mug.Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
Get the Saleen mug.A butch girl that voted for Joe Biden in 2020 and met him during a campaign stop somewhere in Delaware.
He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.
I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.
I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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I fucking loathe the Whore of Babylon Sarah for trying to steal Leon from me (I will never allow that in infinity years! Leon's is mines bitch!), but jokes on her, I got guns and U.S military experience. But anyways, I have fought in the Gulf War, Iraq and Afghanistan War, and have been stationed in many countries, including Germany, Japan, Guam, among many others. I have also met President Joe Biden and voted for him (still support Joe Biden btw).
I am a bisexual, but I have met my one true love, Leon. He is everything I want in a man, and makes me feel complete. I'm also Latina and my parents for some reason named me Jesus Christ, but hey, I love the name.
I'm a total butch girl and I like all things tough (I love my Ford F-250 truck!) and love America like no tomorrow. I also love guns and have quite a collection. I fight like nails! Black belts in all martial arts you can think of, and have some experience in Special Ops. I also lift bro.
I fucking loathe the Whore of Babylon Sarah for trying to steal Leon from me (I will never allow that in infinity years! Leon's is mines bitch!), but jokes on her, I got guns and U.S military experience. But anyways, I have fought in the Gulf War, Iraq and Afghanistan War, and have been stationed in many countries, including Germany, Japan, Guam, among many others. I have also met President Joe Biden and voted for him (still support Joe Biden btw).
I am a bisexual, but I have met my one true love, Leon. He is everything I want in a man, and makes me feel complete. I'm also Latina and my parents for some reason named me Jesus Christ, but hey, I love the name.
I'm a total butch girl and I like all things tough (I love my Ford F-250 truck!) and love America like no tomorrow. I also love guns and have quite a collection. I fight like nails! Black belts in all martial arts you can think of, and have some experience in Special Ops. I also lift bro.
"Why do you like Joe Biden Jesus?" - Some random friend
"Because he reminds me of my Dad!" - Female Jesus Christ
"Because he reminds me of my Dad!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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