Peter

A Peter is a great man and I have had such a pleasure of being his neighbor. He is takes his work very seriously and he dedicates a lot to his work, making sure he gets procedures and process working efficiently.

However, I learned that he moved to a townhouse and was very saddened to lose such a good neighbor. However, I hear his neighbor is the worst! She is a trashy neighbor with a little kid and a thug black boyfriend with an Mercedes. She will purposely park her car to prevent my former neighbor Peter from backing out and drive to where he needs to be, also blocking his daughter from going to school.

I hear she got her Mercedes from her black boyfriend who is a drug dealer and is involved in many OnlyFans adult videos and sleeps with tons of women, his neighbor also heavy involved in the adult film industry. His neighbor is Indian...like usual.

Peter is a great neighbor and amazing man.
"Wow! His Indian neighbor brings massive shame to India! I have many Indians, but she got to be the worse ghetto Indian mother I've ever met. I call her the Whore of Babylon, the slut for Satan. Peter doesn't deserve such a bad neighbor." - Ned Flanders
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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Jesus

Merry Christmas to all! I tell you a little about me.

I fucking loathe the Whore of Babylon Sarah for trying to steal Leon from me (I will never allow that in infinity years! Leon's is mines bitch!), but jokes on her, I got guns and U.S military experience. But anyways, I have fought in the Gulf War, Iraq and Afghanistan War, and have been stationed in many countries, including Germany, Japan, Guam, among many others. I have also met President Joe Biden and voted for him (still support Joe Biden btw).

I am a bisexual, but I have met my one true love, Leon. He is everything I want in a man, and makes me feel complete. I'm also Latina and my parents for some reason named me Jesus Christ, but hey, I love the name.

I'm a total butch girl and I like all things tough (I love my Ford F-250 truck!) and love America like no tomorrow. I also love guns and have quite a collection. I fight like nails! Black belts in all martial arts you can think of, and have some experience in Special Ops. I also lift bro.
"Why do you like Joe Biden Jesus?" - Some random friend

"Because he reminds me of my Dad!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Lily

My closest bestie I have ever have. She is so nice, caring, polite and super cute (I'll admit 😊). I love her country China and Chinese culture, having been stationed in Okinawa as a military cadet in the past, I just love East Asian culture.

What is there to say about Lily, she is everything you want in a human, plus she makes the perfect mom friend (in a good way of course). Lol! I remember many times where I just want to fucking punch someone in their faces, but she will be the first to stop it from happening. She's awesome! Very responsible girl too. Makes a fantastic wife for the man in her life. It sucks her parents keep asking if she's ever getting married, her being so young and attractive...

Anyways, hope my bestie is having a Merry Christmas! I'm too busy protecting my boyfriend Leon from the Whore of Babylon! Love you Lily!
"You fucking bitch, I'm going to smack that..." - Me (her bestie)

"Stop fighting please...☹️" - Lily

"Okay." - Me (her bestie)

"I'm sorry for what I said." - Me (her bestie)

"It's cool." - The person I want to punch

"Isn't Lily amazing?" - Bystander
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Lily

I just want to say Merry Christmas girl!

Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.

I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.

Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!

Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Saleen

Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Saleen

Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).

Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).

In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
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Leon

What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?

I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!

I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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