Jefferson's definitions

928

The best Porsche of all time

I bought a 1995 Porsche 928 GTS, and driving it is better than sex

by Jefferson January 2, 2004

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

bajanga

A word used to describe a myriad of objects and concepts but often mistaken for a sex organ.

Hey Abbey did your mom take a picture of your bajanga? WHAT?!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

sexually frustrated

horny

Abbey is sexually frustrated constantly. She needs to be relieved.

by Jefferson October 5, 2002