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Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.
Uh....Halo I guess?
by Jake May 6, 2004
mugGet the Halomug.

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato
by Jake September 28, 2003
mugGet the Krystal Steelmug.

quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 23, 2004
mugGet the quick comermug.

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman
"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."
by Jake March 23, 2004
mugGet the mercy missionmug.

cum slinger

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the cum slingermug.

The Dot

Dont wander around The Dot alone at night!
by Jake March 31, 2005
mugGet the The Dotmug.

neckin

"Ooo I caught ya'll neckin in the back of the truck!"
by Jake September 18, 2003
mugGet the neckinmug.

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