Jack's definitions

wren

n, what happens to a female after they join the navy, due to the size of their ass' and the quantity of semen they consume anually.

Wrens are like ships because they are fat, slow and contain seamen.

by Jack June 30, 2003

swonse/swanse

big fat schlong,tally wacker,private part

damm that guy got a giant swonse!

by jack September 23, 2004

Xyth

Aka Xythey. Person who is exceptionally ass-kicking in NS, AA, Astrowars, and TS.

Omgzorz! It's Xyth! Run for your friggin lives!

by Jack March 16, 2004

Hotdoging

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

by Jack March 12, 2005

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003

chickenhead

A nickname for John Olerud of the Seattle Mariners, whose nose vaguely reminds one of a chicken's beak. Nickname was earned during his time as a New York Met.

Whaddaya say, Chickenhead, drive 'em in!

by Jack July 14, 2003

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004