homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

my satan teacher gave me crap

by jake January 19, 2005

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by jake April 06, 2003

fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

by Jake February 03, 2004

Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by jake November 21, 2004

bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 27, 2004

shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.

Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!

by Jake March 27, 2005