Fuck me pumps

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.

Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.

by Jake February 03, 2004

tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.

he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !

by Jake February 20, 2004

4 banger

an internal combustion engine with four cylinders, whether gas(oline) or diesel

My newest 7.5 kWatt generator is a 4 banger that's aircooled.

by Jake April 01, 2004

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004

shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.

So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk

by Jake January 28, 2004

brown

Adjective: Being hungry. The evolution of saying "I'm Hungus Brown"

Verb: browning, brown.

Noun: "Hey, I'm pretty brown"
Verb: "You all want to go brown?"
Verb: "Let me call you back after I'm done browning"

by jake July 02, 2004

safe

(noun) a condom

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.

by Jake January 19, 2004