JaKe's definitions
average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick
by Jake January 10, 2004
Get the 6.3mug. a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )
by Jake March 2, 2004
Get the sweetness and lightmug. A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
Get the social securitymug. Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".
by Jake February 2, 2005
Get the Olivia Newton Johnmug. "She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the she has a nice personalitymug. 
Sister of Maire Brennan (the lady you hear singing the theme song for Last of the Mohicans) who is from Ireland.
by Jake May 6, 2004
Get the Enyamug.