JT's definitions

kalopsia

New Jerse's Death Metal War Machine and Legion of Goresplattered Lechery. Fronted by madman Matt Medeiros.

Kalopsia's new CD shattered my spine with their brutality the moment I put it in my CD player.

by jt January 13, 2004

Flickster

Looking for some help on this one.

He's a bit of a flickster.

by JT October 15, 2004

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

Gucci

A high quality piece of clothing or jewlery, such as a time piece.

My Gucci sez it be nine o' clock.

by jt November 21, 2002

BGD

The group started by David Barksdale, and Larry Hoover in an attempt to deter violence in Chicago's gang laden south side. Formed in the late 60's early 70's to combat the territorial struggles between Black Gangster Disciples, and the Vice Lord sets occupying the area. Colors associated with the organization are blue and black; crossing pitchforks and the six point star are associated symbolys. 6^

"If it was'nt for BGD, the vice lords would hava ran through Chicago"

by jt September 5, 2004

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

bicycle

Another word for "slut", meaning everyone had ridden her.

"I want to get laid, who's easy?" "Talk to Jill, she's the office bicyle".

by JT July 13, 2003