The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon January 01, 2004

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 08, 2003

beta

Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.

Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.

by Jon August 11, 2004

dysdoxant

Having an opinion which is wrong; one whose opinion is wrong.

If you don't agree with me, you are a dysdoxant.

by Jon December 23, 2003

Bush

See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger

A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.

Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).

by Jon March 14, 2005

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005