The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

coozie

A beer holder that keeps your beer cold. An insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. Usually made of Neophrene or styrophome
(Must be a Southern term)

Do you havw a coozie for my beer?

by jon December 11, 2003

Chegwin

An exclaimation of anger, disappointment and generally being upset.

Much to my chegwin, my children have been abducted and turned into a fine meat paste.

by Jon May 20, 2003

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005

ford

Makes great cars in Europe, should try to bring more models to the US/Canada market from accross the ocean. The Focus is a start.

The Mondeo would be a good replacement for the Taurus.

by Jon May 22, 2003

sickhead

comes from the south west of London around the Wimbledon area... meaning a person is crazy or sick in the head to do such and obscene thing

-"allow jumping over that barbed wire fence, you sickhead" ... cops are comming

by Jon July 07, 2004