JOn's definitions
The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
by Jon March 14, 2005
Get the Fuck Californiamug. by Jon August 29, 2003
Get the Finkamug. by jon March 30, 2003
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. (adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
by Jon October 29, 2004
Get the miszleresquemug. by Jon March 23, 2005
Get the pussy whoremug. One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
by Jon March 13, 2005
Get the asslickermug. 1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.
by Jon July 23, 2006
Get the 1337mug.