turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

biscuits

Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.

Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!

by Josh May 07, 2005

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

leggy

A person who is clinically obese and grows mold underneath his armpits because he is so fat. FAT FAT FAT. lose some weight FATTY.

someone who is very fat and needs to go on a diet unless they are happy with being fat.

by Josh January 10, 2005

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004

scene band

a band that has like five words in its name and sings about everything(but mostly they sing "emo")

"drowning in a river of my own blood sweat and tears"(not a real scene band)

by josh April 29, 2005

Schween

A noun that can be used in a negative context when you overuse 'dick' 'jackass' or the 1983 'geek'.

Take your cock out of the toaster! You're such a schween

by josh November 16, 2003