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Definitions by JOHN

Goody gumdrops 

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.
"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"
Goody gumdrops by john February 25, 2004
A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL
A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money
Jevin by John February 24, 2004

phaetasm 

a hardcore/death metal band from buffalo new york, www.phaetasm.com is their website, the band consists of Wayne: Vocals, Kory and Dub: Guitar, Dave: Drums and Aaron: Bass Guitar

phaetasm is represented by the # 39
if you order 1 phaetasm of something, you shall receive 39 of that something i.e. @ krispy Kreme Donuts, you order 1 phaetasm of donuts, you will get 39 donunts
phaetasm by John February 24, 2004

The Johnzze Fund 

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.
i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS
The Johnzze Fund by John February 23, 2004
An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
That sales meeting was totally khan.
khan by john February 23, 2004

wikipedia 

An online encyclopedia that was created using a socialist method of production. Nobody owns Wikipedia, and nobody sells it or profits monetarily from it. Eveyone contributes what they can, and everyone shares equally in the finished product.

Wikipedia currently has over 200,000 articles.
Wikipedia and other GNU projects are proof of the power of socialism to accomplish what capitalism can't.
wikipedia by John February 22, 2004

House of Pain 

Awesome hip hop band. Old school, sings Jump around, An all time favorite whote boy rap song.
House of Pain in the heezy baaaby
House of Pain by john February 20, 2004