J E Walker's definitions

o sign

in medicine- evidence of morbidity in that the mouth is wide open in the shape of an "O"
Q Sign- Extreme morbidity evidenced by the tongue handing out. in the shape of a "Q"

" that triage patient'll be giving the o sign pretty soon."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

darkie

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype;
2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).

" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

robocock

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003

nim chimpski

The subject of a failed attempt to teach American Sign Language to a chimpansee. Named after the communist linguistics professor Noam Chomski.

"Nim Chimpski demonstrated that chimpansees are definately stupider than gorillas."

by j e walker April 26, 2003