Definitions by J E Walker

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

gomer by j e walker April 28, 2003

o sign 

in medicine- evidence of morbidity in that the mouth is wide open in the shape of an "O"
Q Sign- Extreme morbidity evidenced by the tongue handing out. in the shape of a "Q"

" that triage patient'll be giving the o sign pretty soon."

o sign by j e walker April 28, 2003

spam scam 

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

spam scam by j e walker April 28, 2003

robocock 

1. Penis equipped with squeeze bulb and implant for manual erection;
2. a vibrating dildo.

"So she pulled a pink,irridescent robocock out of her purse."

robocock by J E Walker April 28, 2003

Vaginismo 

The essence of femaleness or a bold assertion of essential feminism.
Short form: "Vagmo"

"With an overpowering display of vaginismo, Jane knocked Dick's penis in the dirt forever."

Vaginismo by J E Walker April 28, 2003

ejaculate

to throw out:
1. parastaltic emptying of the seminal vesicles and ejection of seminal fluid;
2.a forceful verbal reaction

"It is better to ejacu-late than never, Jack ejaculated."

ejaculate by J E Walker April 28, 2003

star fucker 

An individual who enhances his/her self worth by sexual contact with the perceived power figure in any given situation.

" Judy fucked the old boss, now she's fucking the new boss. She's a real star fucker."

star fucker by j e walker April 27, 2003