Whitetrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner

by ITman May 04, 2008

Doorsteper

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.

Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!

by ITman May 04, 2008

Teapee

Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."

by ITman May 06, 2008

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 04, 2008

uptheduff

Uptheduff

1. The slang term for being pregnant

2. A drinking toast with Duff beer in the Simpsons

Example: She’s uptheduff again

Example: I’ll uptheduff to payday, to dooh

by ITman October 07, 2007

Calpolholic

A person addicted to Calpol

"You've been taking that bleeding Calpol for every little pain, since you were a tiny baby. Your addicted to the stuff, I think your a bloody Calpolholic"

by ITman January 03, 2008

dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.

Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”

by ITman October 07, 2007