I'm A Fucking Unicorn's definitions

Erotica

Sexually arousing literature; here's some below written by myself for Wattpad a year ago

First, I’m going to tease you. I’m going to taunt you as I see fit, making you thirst for my naked body more and more with every passing second. I’m going to smile like the naughty coquette I am, lick my lips, and look into your eyes in a way that screams, “Fuck me! Now!”

But I’m going to make you wait.

I’m going to let you get rock hard as you stare at me, imagining all the things you want to do to me in bed. I’m going to let you fantasize about tearing off my clothes and nibbling on my flesh and licking my nipples and fondling my breasts and fucking me in all your favorite positions.

But I’m going to make you wonder, just a little, whether or not you’ll actually get laid.

Only once you’ve reached the pinnacle of horniness, I’m going to grab your crotch and massage your cock through your pants. Then I’m going to slip my hand behind your waistline and jerk you off before whispering, “Take me to bed.” With one fluid swoop of my arms, then, I’m going to strip off my dress, revealing the fact that I’m not wearing panties.

But I’m not going to help you undress.

As you clamber about, trying to kick off your trousers and unbutton your shirt, I’m going to stand there, fingering myself, and let you gawk at my curves, aching to smack my ass and finger my pussy and bury your face in my perfect tits. Then I’m going to push you onto the bed, forcing you to recline.

I wonder how many guys have jerked off to my erotica so far

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 10, 2016

Gee-Yolo

The super sexy Wii U and 3DS Miiverse artist Gio

Man have you seen Gee-Yolo's new post man? It's amazeballs.

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Oh my Goding

When a white bitch is saying "oh my God" over and over again

Sara: oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God!
Lucille: would you stop oh my Goding? I'm trying to study

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Keep Out button

The button you push while editing the Urban Dictionary.

That definition was so stupid I had to hit the Keep Out button for a good 5 minutes

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Cokecane

This word is used when 11 year olds think they're cool by doing cocaine when in reality, they can't even spell it

Person 1: Shampain, cokecane, gasalean. And most things in between.

Person 2: fucking hell man where did you learn to spell

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

Run a train on me

When a woman usually in high school or college is horny wants to be fucked by multiple men until she cums

Hey you guys wanna run a train on me? Im bored lol

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn October 2, 2016

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016