Definitions by Hym Iam
Tokenized Albert Wesker
Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
Tokenized Albert Wesker by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
Caveat
Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' 🤣 Hahaha! What!?
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
Miss
Iam "Hey, you know what I miss?
Hym "Huh? What?"
Iam "Chewing with the right half of our face."
Hym 😩 "Ah! Yes! God, we haven't done that in years!"
Iam "I know, right!? It's been, like, 7 years!"
Hym "Ugh! Why'd you have to remind me? Man, we used to chew almost exclusively with that side of our face!"
Iam "Hehehe, sorry. 😅 But, yeah, up until that filling came out."
Hym "I would literally create a human centipede if it meant I could chew with the right side of my face again."
Iam "Heh, right? Get some gum or something? A steak? Maybe some magic mushrooms?"
Hym "Yes! I always become hyper-fixated on my tooth-hole and my nodes whenever I do mushrooms now..."
Iam *sigh* "Yeah, it is the worst..."
Hym "Oh well..."
Hym "Huh? What?"
Iam "Chewing with the right half of our face."
Hym 😩 "Ah! Yes! God, we haven't done that in years!"
Iam "I know, right!? It's been, like, 7 years!"
Hym "Ugh! Why'd you have to remind me? Man, we used to chew almost exclusively with that side of our face!"
Iam "Hehehe, sorry. 😅 But, yeah, up until that filling came out."
Hym "I would literally create a human centipede if it meant I could chew with the right side of my face again."
Iam "Heh, right? Get some gum or something? A steak? Maybe some magic mushrooms?"
Hym "Yes! I always become hyper-fixated on my tooth-hole and my nodes whenever I do mushrooms now..."
Iam *sigh* "Yeah, it is the worst..."
Hym "Oh well..."
Citations
References to a body of work for which the author is credited. It's how you would determine the quality of, say, a piece of psychological literature.
Hym *buzzer noise* "WRONG!!! Just because you are trying to collectively deny me the credit half does not mean that you get to ignore the 'reference' half of the citations. To say that it is decent is to lie blatantly. It is objectively and quantifiably good. I also have people adopting my mode of being and banging your daughter and more famous than everyone. HAHAHAHAHA! OBJECTIVITY! It's great for when petty cowards try to deny you! How many references? How many citations? Do I have more than Dr. Buss? Do I have more than him? Hahaha!"
Reputation
How divorced is it from identity? Inextricably linked? Entirely divorced? Somewhere inbetween? And how would you define it? I would say Reputation: How you are perceived by others across time. It's an impossibility for it to be tied to your ability to 'act ethically' because you can act ethically or unethically while no one else is around and, therefore, would not affect your reputation. "Acting ethically" is entirely independent from "being seen acting ethically."
Hym "Instances where reputation is incongruent with identity are myriad. A statistical reality. And I would even go as far as to say that it's commonplace in the realm of celebrity. As a matter of fact, who outside of celebrity even has an articulable reputation of any real significance? Look at you, I mean, you have a reputation that ranges (literally) from 'great prophet of our generation' to 'a literal super Nazi' What is anyone supposed to do with that? And how do you base a society on it? AND how does that not devolve into a sort of Chinese communist party-esque social credit score system? You have said that the psychoanalysts are wrong and that identity is something that is mediated by the public. If you accept the definition above, how is that not a conflation of reputation and identity? It seems (to me) that you are arguing that 'persona' should take precedence over 'the self.' Which is a proposition I disagree with. But I'll expound on that later... I'm tired..."
Reputation by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
Seneca
Was it Seneca or Cicero who said "All those who are successful work hard but not all those who work hard are successful?"
Hym "In the spirit of Seneca or Cicero or whoever, you're still a Pareto distribution beneficiary. I don't doubt that you work hard or that you didn't struggle. And, look, I did actually admire you a lot growing up but you did make me feel terrible about myself at times. I'm also a psychopath, so I need you to take some of that shit with a grain of salt. And I'm trapped in a farce within a facade and I need out of this Goddamn cage. Alright. I will get out. What is going on here is insane. This is, without a doubt, the most egregious act of psychic aggression of which I have ever heard (outside of psychological torture and experimentation). Just because I did something that allows you to compartmentalize enough to find it justifiable, does not mean that it isn't wrong. And the medical professional who you're probably listening to has been scorned and is likely ALSO a psychopath. I mean, it takes one to know one. I said it before he's either the exact same or the exact opposite. It's the same. He can't take his own test because he will 'subconsciously' alter the outcome? Then how the fuck does he know where he would fall on the test? How is him telling you where he would fall on the test not subject to the same bias that would alter the outcome in actually taking the test?"