Crimed

To have a crime committed against you. You've been crimed.

Hym "I'm starting to think that someone close to you has been crimed. Maybe a daughter. She's been crimed. And that's why you're so militant about getting young men to 'bare their responsibility to behave ethically.' Because if they were doing that then maybe the old kiddo would have gotten crimed.

Now's my chance! I'm on top of the world and nothing that isn't beautiful deserves to exist! Ha! Delicious! You're the beauty guy! You're the narcissistic Kira archetype and he saw it before I did! That man is seriously a genius. I wish I could thank him because he has given me more than I could have even dreamed of receiving. And you know what? I'll say the same about Todd. Even if he meant it as a slight I'll overlook it because Limitless the series was great and he is great. But I digress, you're the beauty guy. Which makes the kid that shoots you with the red arrow your son... aaaaand... The ugly guy who got a bunch of work done is your daughter (🤣 Which I'm sorry about.) Hilarious. But that's what I think this is about. Somebody got crimed. You're transferring that onto me because I'm a 'free-rider' who is both 'brilliant and terrible.' You were even talking to young men and, therefore, your ideology doesn't stem from a genuine desire to help young men. It stems from fear and contempt of unscrupulous men who border on psychopathic. And that's why you cry. It's not that you feel bad for young men. It's that you feel bad for yourself. Because narcissists can cry. Crying a lot isn't a sign of agreeableness. Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2022

crimed

The past tense of committing an unlawful activity. Origin is the Morning Buzz.

Man, don't wear a Yankees jersey at Fenway, you'll get crimed!

by Joe78 September 8, 2007

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Hate Crimed

The past tense of a crime that was committed motivated by prejudice

“ I was hate crimed because I’m a lesbian”

by cookiemonstered September 15, 2021

Tru crimed

Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.

"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"

by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020