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dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.
Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
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atacolips

A name for a person who likes to eat tacos.
Man when it comes to Mexican food, I am the biggest atacolips.
by Guido1 March 7, 2008
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quantum reality

The principal features of quantum theory contradict "cause and effect" relationships (relativity) by assuming that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit (specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle). Therefore, a future event (or non-event) has both a multiple probability (statistical) and a quantum probability of 50/50 that is not predictable.

As the observer is outside the event horizon, there exists two realities; that is , a state of existing (or being) and that of not existing.

Just as it may be that one dies, one does not "know" when one dies; the quantum state would be both dead and alive while the relative state would be dead or alive.

An again, reality is based on the perceptive analysis of the observer; at any given time the observer is outside the event horizon and is in the present or the past.

However, there is an relativistic assumption that there exists a continuum for all sets, but this cannot be made from a quantum state.
Quantum reality transmutates the objective into the subjective, and the phyical into the metaphysical.
by Guido1 January 30, 2009
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technochild

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.
If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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Gay-onomics

Factoring in the positive economic benefits of an individual state allowing gay marriages.
Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.
by Guido1 June 3, 2009
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stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.
Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.
by Guido1 October 24, 2009
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knowingness

Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.
Knowingness drove Michael Jackson to immortalize himself in both life and death.
by Guido1 July 7, 2009
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