Guido1's definitions

seancee

The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.

When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.

by Guido1 July 12, 2009

scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.

Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.

by Guido1 June 18, 2008

digital communion

An electronic form of communication, involving the use of the hand (digits), and number coded electronic "words" or digits (0,1). Cell phones with key pads and keyboard computers use this method to transfer thought words into cyberspace and then back to the intended recipient, thus communion or sharing of intellect.

I guess I will get on My Space and have digital communion with someone that I don't even know.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

stockflation

Informal inflation index "voted upon" by "short" and "long" day-traders in global market. Roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary assets. Some of the obvious indicators are called the Dow, Nasdaq, and the Standard and Poors. Calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the US, the dollar.

Stockflation has become the modern mantra for the illusion of wealth.

by Guido1 November 2, 2008

oxygen assimilation

The ability of the body to "burn" glucose and exhale carbon dioxide. This process includes lung function, cardiac efficiency, vascular tone, and cellular metabolism.

Cycling requires good oxygen assimilation.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.

Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008