Guido1's definitions

friends with privileges

An acquaintance with whom a person has consensual sexual interests, sex partner.

First person: Dude, do you really like Daniele?

Second person: Are you crazy, we are just friends with privileges.

by Guido1 March 6, 2008

genome

For a biologic organism, the genome is the entire set of hereditary information in DNA form (in some virus, RNA), needed for that organism to replicate itself.

It was many years before the the Human Genome Project was completed.

by Guido1 March 21, 2008

Dumbell Piss Prize

Direct opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Man did you hear the news today, Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and Limbaugh and Cheney shared the other one, the Dumbell Piss Prize.

by Guido1 October 9, 2009

eDevice

Any electronic gadget that is able to network locally or globally, as the internet (online).

What a bummer, you cannot bring an eDevice into the courtroom during the upcoming trail.

by Guido1 March 17, 2008

seancee

The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.

When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.

by Guido1 July 12, 2009

gamerboy

Usually a K-12 or college aged male, who's life is centered totally on video gaming. Mostly addicted to online games, and is totally owned by at least one like World of Warcraft. Usually look pathetic and seldom change clothes because they never go to bed, spend all their money on gamecards and newer games. Own computers that have names, and whos video cards cost more than the family's rent payment. Are also asexual because they don't have time to eat, and their bodies never mature.

My best friend is a gamerboy, I think the last time he was out in the sun was a year ago.

by Guido1 March 2, 2008

scootcommute

Taking your freshly bought Chinese scooter to work instead of your gas guzzling Escalade.

Honey, if you gas-up the Escalade today, I will scootcommute.

by Guido1 June 18, 2008