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I heard from a FOAF that there's these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Yeah, this pharmacist I know fills their prescriptions.
by JenThe80'sFan May 03, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A Friend Of All Friends. Someone with whom you have that special bond, for no apparently reason.
Wow Jon and Dana are FOAF's. They became FOAF's when she had slippery pants on and kept sliding off of her bed
by jonramz December 11, 2008
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A word used to shorten "fucken oaf"
Barry: shit bruz did you see her ass

harrry: Foaf bro
by adamisgay69696 April 21, 2020
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Fat oaf. It is an insult to someone who is large.
" That bitch is a Foaf"
by Jjcrashy April 21, 2015
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a friend of a friend.
man, that party was awesome until all those douchey foafs showed up & made it super-lame.
by beau (!) July 10, 2008
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