119 definitions by Guido1
by Guido1 March 11, 2008
People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.
Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.
by Guido1 September 17, 2009
1. What you say to someone when you want them to go away.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.
2. To catch of fire.
3. To make someone very angry.
by Guido1 March 11, 2008
Commonly accepted theory of the beginning of what we know as the universe. Mostly hypothetical in the past, but now has confirmed measurements by a NASA satelite WMAP. Event horizon indicators place a space-time beginning focal point at 13.7 billion years reverse time. It is not understood what the state of pre-energy/matter was or the catalyst to the event, as the pre-state had no observable horizon.
by Guido1 February 7, 2009
A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.
by Guido1 October 18, 2009
Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!
by Guido1 December 23, 2009
When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.
by Guido1 September 14, 2009