Definitions by Guido1

Helicopter Ben 

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

Helicopter Ben by Guido1 March 3, 2008

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

dingledorf by Guido1 March 3, 2008

boyjuice 

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.

Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.

boyjuice by Guido1 March 2, 2008

gamerboy 

Usually a K-12 or college aged male, who's life is centered totally on video gaming. Mostly addicted to online games, and is totally owned by at least one like World of Warcraft. Usually look pathetic and seldom change clothes because they never go to bed, spend all their money on gamecards and newer games. Own computers that have names, and whos video cards cost more than the family's rent payment. Are also asexual because they don't have time to eat, and their bodies never mature.

My best friend is a gamerboy, I think the last time he was out in the sun was a year ago.

gamerboy by Guido1 March 2, 2008

Lush Lamebrain

A parody on the radio personality, Rush Limbaugh. Often used in reference to a clone of the same. A very negative assault on ultra-right wing views, as represented by infantile narcissism, indulgence, self-centered shallowness, and lack of meaningful dialog.

Dude, did you hear the new shock jock? Wow, he is a real Lush Lamebrain clone, what a moron.

Lush Lamebrain by Guido1 March 2, 2008

shoefag 

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

shoefag by Guido1 March 2, 2008

twinkleberry 

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.

Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.

twinkleberry by Guido1 March 1, 2008