119 definitions by Guido1

To gloat at another's worst luck: malicious and even sadistic pleasure in some other person's horrible misfortune.
German and American car companies have given new meaning to schadenfreudeing, over Toyota's miscalulation.
by Guido1 February 4, 2010
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The new kids on the block, born after 9/11. The true technochild, born with a IPOD is his ear, and some sort of PDA in his hand. A cyberphile whose primary language is digispeak, text messaging form of digital communion. A person who is only electro-motivated to pursue life as a quasi-avatar. Will only function in a bot role to achieve financial independence.
Gen Z kids can say, "I, genzbot, Am."
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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Governament programs from the Obama Administration designed to help stimulate the economy; thereby, helping to avoid a depression.
Man, I wish I could get some of the manna from obamma.
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.
by Guido1 February 22, 2009
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The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.
When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.
by Guido1 July 13, 2009
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A cyberworld where the ugly can be beautiful, the weak can be strong, the old can be young, the poor can be rich, boys can be girls and no one really minds at all.
If you are a gamerboy, then you would rather live in virtual reality.
by Guido1 October 27, 2009
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A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.
If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.
by Guido1 March 17, 2008
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