Guido1's definitions

urge to kill

Overpowering feeling to do bodily harm to someone that has gone totally over the line into your space: physically, morally, spiritually, intellectually, etc.

Man, when I saw that guy shake that poor little baby, I got this sudden urge to kill.

by Guido1 May 17, 2009

Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory

Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!

by Guido1 February 28, 2011

econobabble

New self-coined word used to describe the self proclaimed wisdom of all the present day pseudo-economists. They have 100 bogus reasons for what just happened, and just as many for what didn't happen. Kind of like watching sports announcers, during a game, hamming up the leading team and acting like they knew what was going to happen all the time--when they didn't have a clue.

I get so tired of reading all the so-called "experts" on the economy, when in reality it is all just econobabble.

by Guido1 April 2, 2008

stealth personality

A person that no one ever notices.

Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.

by Guido1 October 24, 2009

half and halfs

Persons who carry, usually the best genetics of two races. The worlds' best looking women, and the most handsome men, are of mixed ethnic origins. A type of genetic perfection of the homo sapien species is underway due to facility of global communication and transportation systems.

Barack Obama is from the genetic blending of a black man and a white woman. Barack and other half and halfs are still beset by oxymoronic racial stereotypes.

by Guido1 March 19, 2008

AIG Golden Rule

Do unto others before they start looking for you.

The rewrite of the Golden Rule into what is now the AIG Golden Rule, has ruined business dealings for everyone, and bankrupt the country.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

Boise

People who don't live here, mispronounce it: Boys Z. No, No, Not right. It is: Boy See, got it? I Da (Duh) Ho. Thank you very much.

I hate it when people say: Boys Z, for Boise.

by Guido1 March 20, 2009