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gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.
Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.
by Guido1 March 12, 2008
mugGet the gross shitmug.

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.
Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.
by Guido1 March 13, 2008
mugGet the emergency roommug.

quasi-avatar

Basically meaning something that resembles a virtual character such as a created character via cyberspace. Online role playing virtual environments as Second Life use avatars to portray life-like characters. Avatar has its origin in the Hindu religion as depicting role playing gods, hence a possible dualistic meaning, also.
Bobby plays so many role playing internet games, that sometimes I think he is a real life quasi-avatar.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
mugGet the quasi-avatarmug.

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.
Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.
by Guido1 May 5, 2008
mugGet the McBrokemug.

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.
Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.
by Guido1 March 3, 2008
mugGet the Helicopter Benmug.

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.
Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.
by Guido1 July 20, 2010
mugGet the monapplelymug.

assfixia

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.
by Guido1 September 26, 2011
mugGet the assfixiamug.

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