Frankensugar

Commonly known a HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup.) Big Farma would like you to believe that it is "Natural," is really starch treated with hydrocloric acid, enzymes, in a chemical factory
Man, I so wanna feed my hogs some of that Frankensugar before I take them to the market, fatten them little suckers up good!
by Guido1 February 12, 2011
Get the Frankensugar mug.

switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.
"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.
by Guido1 November 29, 2010
Get the switchcraft mug.

non-human persons

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."
To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.
by Guido1 February 24, 2010
Get the non-human persons mug.

cyberworld

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.
Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.
by Guido1 October 27, 2009
Get the cyberworld mug.

tightend

The most sought after offensive line position in American football, by gay ball players, is tightend.
Know what's funny, the most gay guy I know, Derick, is trying out for tightend.
by Guido1 March 09, 2008
Get the tightend mug.

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.
My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.
by Guido1 February 25, 2010
Get the dexter the texter mug.

Madoff moment

When you realize that all the money you had been socking away into investments, has already been spent by someone else. Also, that you would have been better off to have spent it all on really dumb stuff like a Corvette, motorcycles, boats, all sorts of big-boy toys; now all you have is basically, nothing.
I just retired and looked at my investments and had my Madoff moment.
by Guido1 February 22, 2009
Get the Madoff moment mug.