monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.

Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.

by Guido1 July 20, 2010

Helicopter Ben

Helicopter Ben is a coined name for Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke. The origin of this "nickname" stems from statements made by the Chairman in regards to a hypothetical monetary crisis. He basically indicated that if there were a liquidity squeeze, he would direct helicopters to be flown around the country spewing out fistfuls of cash to the populous.

Don't worry about a recession, Helicopter Ben will save us.

by Guido1 March 03, 2008

ad rage

A feeling of uncontrolled anger when surfing the internet and you are forced to watch an unsolicited video advertisement.

I get massive ad rage when I am forced to watch a ad video, when I am in a hurry.

by Guido1 May 15, 2009

big-bank theory

Proposals by the Obama administration to limit the size and scope of banking practices. In 1933 legislation was passed to prohibit banks from engaging in trading and hedging positions. It was thought that such, led to the Market Crash of that period. Obama would like to return to the 1930's regulations to keep banks from engaging in high-risk behaviors with lenders deposits or cheaply borrowed money from the Fed.

We all need to understand the big-bank theory.

by Guido1 January 22, 2010

mouthbot

Someone who mimics the actions of another, usually verbally. Origin in child's play where one child mimics another in real time, just to annoy. Can be used as an action verb, or as a noun for denotation.

I love the Tea Party, they are always mouthbotting each other, ha ... /sarc ...

by Guido1 November 03, 2013

dingledorf

A dingledorf is someone of supposed average intelligence, but makes incredibly brainless misjudgments. They are the kind of people that even the Pope could strangle with his bare hands. They make you grab you head and scream for murder. They will test you to your limits of humanity.

Oh dude, I cannot believe it. the fucking dingledorf drove off and left his wife and kids in the middle of the desert.

by Guido1 March 03, 2008

atacolips

A name for a person who likes to eat tacos.

Man when it comes to Mexican food, I am the biggest atacolips.

by Guido1 March 07, 2008