A sixty second timer one graciously receives via your body when a massive shit is ready to be released.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Being at or near a toilet when timer has begun is highly recommended. Anyone who has seen explosive diarrhea splattered on the walls of a fast food chain bathroom stall has beared witness to a blown or neglected sequence.
At T minus 10 seconds you basically have time to remove your belt and pants at which point you must be pointing into the toilet with your anus or risk a meltdown or massive cleanup.
Guy1: Dude, I have to take a giant dump...
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
Guy2: We're almost there in 5 minutes, man up you pussy.
Guy1: Launch Sequence initiated...
Guy2: Look! a McDonalds!
by Grizzly May 25, 2010
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Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.
The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.
This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.
The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.
This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"
"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."
"ALHA"
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"At least he's Asian!"
"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."
"ALHA"
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"At least he's Asian!"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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IE: If you are radio DJ's leaving work on Friday not knowing if you will be back because one of your on air contests went awry in a Church, the last thing they say as their shift ends is, "Your mom's box."
by Grizzly April 21, 2003
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This is the moment in which space time ceases to exist and all matter in the universe will implode.
This is the moment in which space time ceases to exist and all matter in the universe will implode.
"After a night of heavy binge drinking and a Pepe's Burrito, Ralph unwittingly destroyed the universe by creating a Singularity in his bathroom."
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
Also the act of shaming an intoxicated person using afforementioned method. Usually laying the scrotum on the forehead of that person.
"Anyone who can't handle thier liquor in this frat will be scrotographed and shamed."
"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
"Bob is passed out again, and we are out of markers, shall we scrotograph him?"
by Grizzly October 07, 2004
Get the Scrotograph mug.A small gathering of males for an impromptu dinner or BBQ.
The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.
Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
The males usually fail to obtain any significant sources of leafy vegetables or fiber to accompany the feast.
Menu usually consists of:
Beer
Steak
Sausage
Pork Fat
Butter
Potatoes
Joe: "I just laid a log that looked like a piece of black PVC pipe!"
Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
Brett: "Yea, that Manfeast last night tore me up too. When are we doing it again?"
by Grizzly August 28, 2009
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Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.
The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.
Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.
The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.
Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"
Ted: "LOL"
Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
Ted: "LOL"
Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
by Grizzly August 27, 2009
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