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At Least He's Asian

Pseudo derogatory acronym to describe a butt fugly Asian male's innate ability to bag a unreal smoking hot Asian girl. He is usually up to 2 feet shorter and may posess a monkey face and a cigarette stained grill.

The nature of this may be due to financial status, occupation, vehicle or possesion of a massive wang in tow.

This is the opposite of Cornshark (Noun).
"Holy shit, check out that slammin Azn biatch!"

"I can't, that drooling snaggle toothed dude is all up on her like a cheap suit."

"ALHA"

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"At least he's Asian!"
ALHA by Grizzly August 28, 2009

Alhanouf 

Alhanouf a girl that is really a pretty girl and everyone would love her shes a caring and helpful person no one could hate a girl like her shes the best one to count on and share secrets with every can count on her and this name is an arabic name,Alhanouf usually be named on white skinned girls always has a sweet family and everything has been given to her
???-SHES A REALLY SWEET GIRL!
??2-YEA SHE IS AN ALHANOUF!
Alhanouf by XXXXX-=XXXXX November 16, 2019
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Alhamdulillah 

An Arabic expression of relief, meaning "Praise God", and it is commonly uttered when achieving something out of hardship or basically what one finds approving. It is equivalent to the word usage 'Hallelujah.'
After all the hardship I've gone through in studying as a scholarship student with a part-time job to earn my living, I have finally graduated with honours. Alhamdulillah!
Alhamdulillah by MarioConnor October 9, 2007

Ali and Alham

A beautiful couple that has been together for a few years. Ali and Alham are PERFECT for eachother. They were both eachothers first loves and they will never love anyone else like they loved eachother! Their relationship had some ups and downs, But they sure did love eachother very much! Till this day Ali and Alham will remain loving eachother til death!
Girl 1: i wish me and john had a relationship like Ali and Alham!

Girl 2: Doesn't everyone wish they had a relationship like theirs?

Girl 1: i def understand why! They are so perfect for each other!
Girl 2: I Know!
Ali and Alham by ThefuckinMan June 20, 2012

alhassan 

Realest nigga alive. You won't find anyone more trustworthy or funny. Alhassan is refered to a person everyone looks up to as a successful person. An alhassan never breaks his promises and is true to everything.
"yo this guy is alhassan, he knows whats up"
alhassan by kah nigga November 19, 2013
The most stunning girl you would ever see. She has bright eyes and a smile you could never miss. She always helps people cheer up when they are down. She is the light of the room. She is the life of the party.
Wow! Have you seen her eyes and smile? She must be an Alhana!
alhana by Mamabear_89 December 19, 2016

alhanouf 

She is kind, sweet, trustworthy, a flexible gymnast she loves doing any kind of sports and she is always active , and she is awesome and so pretty , and she has a big imagination ❤️
Alhanouf is a gymnast
alhanouf by Annie Logan heart May 21, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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