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Screengayver 

An age old office prank that never gets old. Or if it does, only to the receiver.

Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.

The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.

Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"

Ted: "LOL"

Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
Screengayver by Grizzly August 27, 2009
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DVD Screensaver 

A bouncing logo that has recently become a meme because people like to see it hit the corner. There have been streams just for the meme.
OMG THE DVD SCREENSAVER HIT THE CORNER!!!
DVD Screensaver by UDfan1234567890 December 23, 2018

screensavered 

1. Dunking on a defending player, especially in the NBA, and making the defender look stupid.

2. Ridiculously dunking on a defender in the NBA.
Wow!! D-Wade just "screensavered" Yao Ming!!!

Going Screensaver 

When you notice a coworker spacing out, or dozing off in a meeting.
“Check it out, look at Joe. He’s going screensaver.”
Going Screensaver by dooshbagg August 10, 2012

screensaver

A piece of software, usually something lame that was installed by default with your OS, that takes over when your PC thinks you're not using it any more.
Some screensavers are cute, like Viking Kittens, and some have a purpose, like Make Love Not Spam, but most are just unimaginative lameness that installed by default with sWindles.
screensaver by Downstrike December 1, 2004

screensaver

A term used by newbs/noobs to describe an OS wallpaper
(at a school computer) Billy! DON'T change the screensaver!!
screensaver by pmarriott May 22, 2008

The Screensaver

This is a sexual move in wich the girl is giving the guy oral and he gives her a facial, Then he takes a computer moniter and wacks her in the face multiple times.
Person 1: So how was that screen saver last night??

Person 2: mumble........

Person 1: What did you just say??.......WACK!!!!

Person 2: .... WOW you would do The Screensaver to me again!
The Screensaver by Mario : ) May 19, 2010
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