i have no idea whats going on right now

the most common thing a real stoner can say.

dood, i have no idea whats going on right now, its totally awsome

by god October 13, 2003

cable

someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"

Andy Conrad is such a Cable

by God November 11, 2006

Submissive

Just a nicer way of saying slutty.

"I fucked two guys last night, but it's okay because I'm submissive"

by God October 27, 2003

shoooter

Actually not a poser, more of a deity

shoooter is as badass in real life

by God March 09, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 06, 2005

genetic incubator

A woman whos sole purpose is to bear offspring

My genetic incubator demands her weekly financial deposite.

by God March 28, 2005