GlazeHer's definitions
him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"
by GlazeHer June 10, 2015
Get the honationmug. by GlazeHer March 6, 2014
Get the brah mahalmug. Dude A: "Hey man, how did turn your broad from a Ho into a housewife?"
Dude B: "Brah, she is still a Ho, but now that she's my wife, she a House Ho!"
Dude B: "Brah, she is still a Ho, but now that she's my wife, she a House Ho!"
by GlazeHer October 13, 2013
Get the House Homug. Dude, she was so amped for the bang sesh that her vagina was feeling vivacious... ish was vagvacious!
by GlazeHer June 22, 2016
Get the vagvaciousmug. when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
Get the laptop timemug. A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
Get the funniest person on the couchmug. Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.
by GlazeHer April 12, 2016
Get the golden peemug.