Definitions by GlazeHer

get a wife

A term a female uses when a man expects her to cook, clean and shut her mouth without having a ring on it.

wuss: "Hey babe, why isn't this dinner hot?!?!"
puss: "Heat that ish up in the microwave or best get a wife!"
wuss: "truth."

get a wife by GlazeHer July 2, 2014

beefahoni 

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce.

My girl made beefahoni for dinner, I helped with the sauce.

beefahoni by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

lock walk 

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

lock walk by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

shellfist 

When one fists another while wearing some type of glove.

When I got home from riding my motorcycle last night, I left my gloves on and gave my chick a good shellfist!

shellfist by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

granny manties 

A Grandmother who wears her husband's underwear because she confused them with her own.

My Grandpa thinks someone is stealing his drawers because my Grandma's eyesight is slipping and she's turned his laundry into her very own Granny Manties!

granny manties by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

gine bottle 

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

gine bottle by GlazeHer July 1, 2014

ramaversary 

the anniversary of the first time one rammed another sexually and/or was rammed.

Me and the old lady are celebrating our ramaversary this weekend, I gave it to that broad like it was my job!

ramaversary by GlazeHer July 1, 2014