carear

A career that sucks so bad, you take it up the rear Monday through Friday from 9 to 5

I really need to find a new job, this carear is killing me!

by GlazeHer May 08, 2017

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well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

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A ballerina who has shit themselves.

I was so nervous for my ballerina recital that I shat myself, I am now known as the "Pooperina"!

by GlazeHer June 11, 2025

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A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

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A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

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Regret one feels the morning after sleeping with a woman who appeared to be more attractive the evening before.

I have the worst SheGret from last night, bitch was beat.

by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

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Any physical activity for vaginal strengthening.

Kara is going to excergine for her blind date tonight.

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

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