GlazeHer's definitions

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

twoderful

When two wonderful people combine their wonderfulness

I'm a movement by myself, but I'm a force when we're together..... it's a twoderful experience.

by GlazeHer June 24, 2017

cross cuntry

Someone who travels across country to penetrate as many cunts as possible.

I quit my job so I could travel cross cuntry with the hottest bitches around!

by GlazeHer March 14, 2017

lottho

When someone visiting a whore house for the first time, feels as if they won the lottery.

Guy 1: "Holy shit dude, there are a ton of Hos up in this bitch!"
Guy 2: "Right? It's as if we won the lottery!"
Guy 1: "You mean, the LottHO!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

I'm 40

When you finally turn 40 and there is no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy.... I'm 40, nice.

I live at the beach with my dog, work from home, and I got 99 problems but age ain't one... I'm 40 yo!

by GlazeHer October 15, 2021

awethentic

being in awe, of something or someone authentic.

She is such a sweetheart with a down to earth personality, she's so damn awethentic!

by GlazeHer March 6, 2022