George McBob's definitions
by George McBob May 19, 2009
Get the LaMinxettemug. McFreedom is the cheap, hollow imitation of liberation that America somehow feels entitled to push upon countries around the world.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
Get the McFreedommug. by George McBob April 21, 2009
Get the Juchrislammug. What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.
Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
by George McBob September 30, 2009
Get the Hummermug. Every Saturday afternoon, the hospital has at least 5 or 6 horse injury cases.
Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
by George McBob May 17, 2009
Get the horsemug. A kugel is a special breed of rich middle-aged woman living in Johannesburg. Originally, the word kugel only applied to Jewish women (a kugel a Jewish potato-based dish), but now applies to any spoilt housewife.
Very distinctive characteristics of kugels are: A very nasal accent, calling everyone "doll", looking down on people who don't live in the Northern Suburbs, mistreating their housekeepers, spending half their lives talking on a cellphone, intense Botox treatment, wearing leopardskin patterned clothes and driving fancy 4x4s but refusing to take them offroad.
They tend to congregate at Sandton City, talk about shoes, nails and other kugels, cheat on their husbands and only tip 5%. A classic stereotypical kugel is Gwen Anderson from the South African comic strip Madam and Eve.
Very distinctive characteristics of kugels are: A very nasal accent, calling everyone "doll", looking down on people who don't live in the Northern Suburbs, mistreating their housekeepers, spending half their lives talking on a cellphone, intense Botox treatment, wearing leopardskin patterned clothes and driving fancy 4x4s but refusing to take them offroad.
They tend to congregate at Sandton City, talk about shoes, nails and other kugels, cheat on their husbands and only tip 5%. A classic stereotypical kugel is Gwen Anderson from the South African comic strip Madam and Eve.
Kugel: Like, you know what I'm saying doll, she knows her husbands having an affair with....(25 minutes pass)... anyway, I have to like hang up doll, my nails are almost dry and I have to hurry up to get my hair done... ok doll, mwah bye.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
Get the kugelmug. by George McBob May 11, 2009
Get the flat dogmug.