quif

taub

you smell like lindas queeif

by gary October 29, 2003

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005

taub

dumb ass who fucks shit up

you fixed that like a taub

by gary October 29, 2003

joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

Down Fighting

The act of buying, selling and trading people who have Down syndrome in the art of making them fight one another.

Once you acquire some Down people, dress them in medieval armor and give them weapons and make them fight one another!

"Did you go to that Down fight last night? Ricky sure is a downtard but he can swing a mace like a mother!"

by Gary October 06, 2004

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Beer-amid

A pyramid made with a completed 30 pack

Let's build a beeramid so the king of beer town has a home

by Gary July 09, 2003