May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?

Woodworker: See for yourself.

Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!

Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's

thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
by TheDrukenScholar December 06, 2015
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The act of a woman presenting her vagina to a man for observational purposes only. Must last only 10 seconds time.
Man: Emily and I were vagin last night
Friend: Yeah, how was it?
Man: Best 10 seconds of my life
by BrilliantMeisner April 17, 2012
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A person that has not has vaginal intercourse yet, but has had oral/anal sex.
Kids today are stupid vagins, they think they are all pure and shit, but have had oral/anal sex. Stupid vagins.
by vhunterd September 16, 2007
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